Aperture Fever Symptoms T-Shirt | Umbravoid
Aperture Fever Symptoms T-Shirt | Umbravoid
Symptoms of aperture fever: refreshing telescope listings at midnight, measuring closet space in inches of focal length, describing an 8-inch scope as 'a good starter.' This edition diagnoses the condition every amateur astronomer eventually catches — the conviction that the cure for any view is just a little more aperture. For telescope owners who know the disease is incurable and wear it proudly. A premium, witty tee for the perpetually upgrading observer. Available in 7 sizes (S–4XL) and 10 colorways.
- 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric & cotton threads
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
- Salt free clean pigment dye colors
- Plastic-free packaging — polybags removed on all colors except White
All of our shirts are shipped directly from the United States. Orders are processed within 1 to 2 business days and 4-6 days of delivery
- The standard shipping fee is $5.99
- All orders over $99 is free shipping
Organic Cotton
GOTS certified. Grown without pesticides. Soft, breathable, built to last decades.
Colorfastness
Water-based inks cured at 320°F. Wash after wash, the design stays as sharp as the night sky.
Peer Reviewed
Every design is verified against current astronomical data. Coordinates are real. Objects are real.
Made in USA
Produced in the United States. Shorter supply chain, lower footprint, faster delivery.