Aperture Fever Prescription T-Shirt | Umbravoid
Aperture Fever Prescription T-Shirt | Umbravoid
Prescription: one larger telescope, taken under dark skies, repeat as needed. This edition writes out the only known treatment for aperture fever — the half-joking, wholly-true belief that more aperture cures everything from soft planets to faint galaxies. For the amateur astronomer who's 'just looking' at the next size up. A premium tee that turns the community's favorite affliction into wearable humor, perfect for the telescope lover in your life. Available in 7 sizes (S–4XL) and 10 colorways.
- 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric & cotton threads
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
- Salt free clean pigment dye colors
- Plastic-free packaging — polybags removed on all colors except White
All of our shirts are shipped directly from the United States. Orders are processed within 1 to 2 business days and 4-6 days of delivery
- The standard shipping fee is $5.99
- All orders over $99 is free shipping
Organic Cotton
GOTS certified. Grown without pesticides. Soft, breathable, built to last decades.
Colorfastness
Water-based inks cured at 320°F. Wash after wash, the design stays as sharp as the night sky.
Peer Reviewed
Every design is verified against current astronomical data. Coordinates are real. Objects are real.
Made in USA
Produced in the United States. Shorter supply chain, lower footprint, faster delivery.