Astronomically Patient T-Shirt | Umbravoid
Astronomy teaches patience like nothing else. Waiting for weather to clear. Waiting for the scope to reach thermal equilibrium. Waiting for your target to clear the treeline. Waiting for the clouds to pass. Waiting six months for a seasonal object to return. Astronomically Patient works on two levels: you're patient on an astronomical scale, and your patience is specifically for astronomical things. The refined serif typography gives it a bookish, intellectual feel that matches the contemplative nature of stargazing. Clean enough for any occasion, witty enough to earn a smile from fellow observers. An excellent gift for the astronomer who's always waiting for the next clear night — which is basically all of us. Available in 7 sizes (S–4XL) and 10 colorways.
- 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric & cotton threads
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
- Salt free clean pigment dye colors
- Plastic-free packaging — polybags removed on all colors except White
All of our shirts are shipped directly from the United States. Orders are processed within 1 to 2 business days and 4-6 days of delivery
- The standard shipping fee is $5.99
- All orders over $99 is free shipping
Organic Cotton
GOTS certified. Grown without pesticides. Soft, breathable, built to last decades.
Colorfastness
Water-based inks cured at 320°F. Wash after wash, the design stays as sharp as the night sky.
Peer Reviewed
Every design is verified against current astronomical data. Coordinates are real. Objects are real.
Made in USA
Produced in the United States. Shorter supply chain, lower footprint, faster delivery.